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On the bus home today a lady sat next to me and fell asleep. As we neared the windey Linden bends, she started to rock. I dreaded the next corner, hoping it would veer her to the window side and not to my shoulder. She fell an inch away from my shoulder, me leaning out into the aisle and choking back laughter. Rose must have bi-polar. She yelled at david for being in the kitchen instead of doing rooms, even though rose had just called him to come and help in the kitchen. She was mad. Then she came upstairs just before the end of my shift, and i was taking off my uniform trying to cover the fact that i had lost the buckle on my pants and my fly was half undone. So i just came out with it, and got a safety pin. Then she went on about how we have so much in common and she showed me that her pants were also experiencing the same problem. So i gave her a safety pin and we stood on reception with flies half undone (bear in mind that she is 54.), fixing them up.... just as guests walk through the door. I yelled GUESTS and leapt out of the office, and she followed...red in the face from laughter.