Crazy guesthouse - part 2
Today at work, i had a long chat with Maureen, the 69 year old ballerina with her poodle called Napoleano.
She went to check-out, and produced a high-tec mobile from her gucci handbag. She then asked me to video her doing ballet in the ballroom. So there i stood in the middle of the "grand ballroom" video-ing a 69 year old short eccentric woman wearing leggings and a floral skivvy, doing ballet and saying "oh I have had the most WONDERFUL time, enjoying the absoluuuute ambience of the Palais Rrrrrroyale. And young Aimii (french accent) here has been most splendid."
Then we sat in the lounge talking about classical music and how she will take some of Rose's home made muesli home to her mummy.
The people you meet.
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Then today rose said "This russian girl is so thick, she asked me whether you put water or milk in scrambled eggs. So i held up an egg to her face and said "YOU SEE THIS EGG? ITS FILLED WITH SHIT, ALRIGHT"
She went to check-out, and produced a high-tec mobile from her gucci handbag. She then asked me to video her doing ballet in the ballroom. So there i stood in the middle of the "grand ballroom" video-ing a 69 year old short eccentric woman wearing leggings and a floral skivvy, doing ballet and saying "oh I have had the most WONDERFUL time, enjoying the absoluuuute ambience of the Palais Rrrrrroyale. And young Aimii (french accent) here has been most splendid."
Then we sat in the lounge talking about classical music and how she will take some of Rose's home made muesli home to her mummy.
The people you meet.
______
Then today rose said "This russian girl is so thick, she asked me whether you put water or milk in scrambled eggs. So i held up an egg to her face and said "YOU SEE THIS EGG? ITS FILLED WITH SHIT, ALRIGHT"
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