Paint the air purple

Sunday, July 30, 2006

session 5

Session 5: Day camp with co-counselor Hawk, and annoying little brownies

This week was exhausting, despite it only being a half session. The thing with day camp is that even though they go home and we have each evening off, the kids actually get more sleep than residential camp, and come back refreshed and energised.

We only had seven kids. Most were little angels, including the cutest little five year old girl I have ever seen – she had this thick south accent, and wore pink glittery converses, and a pink cowboy hat. But we had a tomboy Elizabeth, who did exactly the opposite of everything you said (aha!! Reverse psychology was the only thing that worked with her). The first day Elizabeth insisted on calling her self cheese, and we discovered that macaroni cheese and doritos is all she eats. She also called her backpack a potato and told us that she would go home and roast it.

She seemed to have this effect on the other kids, like a disease, making the other kids disruptive too. The second day we had another girl called Brandee, who was a chubby little pig tailed blonde haired scabby cheeked black front toothed brat. She had shoe-laces that could stretch up to her bum, and we had to do them up on average four times in five minutes. The kids went row boating and complained the whole time, because they weren’t allowed to row. Of course Elizabeth decided to throw her hat in the lake and make hawk go and get it. We hosed them down afterwards, because it was so hot, which was satisfying. A few funny quotes like “mosquitos are biting me in my armpits,” lots of games of “telephone” (chinese whispers.)

There was a problem with Hawk and the kids though. It started on the first day when playing elbow tag, when Warner yelled at hawk “get him”. And then when hawk burped they started calling her Mr Burp. They were really getting stuck into her and refused to call hawk a girl. Hawk was telling me later that she already has gender issues, and that she feels like a guy trapped in a girls body; so the kids persistent comments made her more and more off edge, and she completely snapped.

more photos of canada - i take alot





more photos of canada










hmmmm.... where to go. maybe... CANADA!!






22nd July 2006 – 25th July 2006 – 2nd Four Day Break – To Van Couver, Canada and an American baseball match

I am SOO SOOO glad that I got to Canada. It would have been silly to get across the world, and not go to another country barely four hours away by car. We booked our Amtrak bus over the phone, and I felt silly because I was the person with the best English, and had to relay questions to kitty and star, asking them what their REAL names were, etc… We got a convenient lift into Redmond, caught the bus to seattle, and had a while before we were due to catch the bus. I found the most awesome shop in the world, that I had known at that time at least, called “fireworks” gifts. It had all this qwerky homeware stuff, like a poker dotted toaster and rabbit-eared egg whisks. I bought some funny badges and a red rubber ducky with devil horns!! We also found an equally as awesome book shop, which looked like a larger version of the one out of Black Books, and it even had a photography exhibition downstairs, a café and author talks in the ‘basement.’ I found the coolest board game “College-opoly’, using stereotypical school Goths, geeks, etc… as the characters.

We got on the coach, and sat up the back. And off we went on our genuine transamerican- Canada road trip. The scenery was fantastic, with giant bare cliff escarpments, pine trees, and the spectacular Mt Rainier, still covered in snow, like something from the swiss alps.

We stopped at the duty free store and I got some money exchanged – the Canadian currency is awesome and very similar to aussie currency. Plus I think its hilarious that the one and two dollar coins are called ‘loonies’ and ‘toonies’. – I think i remember greg telling me that, once. We were worried about having the right paperwork to actually allow us into Canada and back again. We got through alright, although the immigration officer was pretty horrible, a product of his occupation I guess. He was more concerned with the fact that three girls were entering the country with not a lot of cash on them, and no hostel booked. Coming into van couver at night, over the bridge, seeing the city skyline, was fantastic and very exciting. We got let off at ‘pacific central’, which was near the dodgiest streets in town, at 10:30pm. I know my parents will be reading this and will be quite annoyed for the recklessness of it, but sometimes its fun to be spontaneous. We did have a slight idea of where we were going, and lucky I did have my personal alarm on me, which I carried in my hand the whole way. I crossed the road whenever we got near some drunks and homeless people. But I wouldn’t like to go up hastings street at night again – during the day coming back, star got hit on and followed a bit by some guy.

We found our way to the ‘grand trunk hostel’, which didn’t look like much from the outside. There was a guy outside, who I assumed was another homeless guy, but it turned out he was the manager. I asked if he had any rooms free, and he said yeah but it’s a mixed dorm with a whole lot of Spanish men. So we walked off in the opposite direction along a beautiful part of downtown, with cobblestone streets and old green lightposts. We found a nice hostel above Malones Pub, called the Cambie. The room was small and I shared with star and kitty slept in another room, but considering we got in an 7 MINUTES to MIDNIGHT, I don’t think we really cared. I was expecting to just go to sleep, but the others wanted to check out the bar. You have to be twenty one in America to drink, and nineteen in Canada, but they didn’t check id at all, and I got a beer, and Canadian beer actually tastes quite good, almost as good as Healthy’s chocolate flavoured Slovenian beer. We were just sitting there listening to quite a good live band, who were playing songs that I actually recognised, and I really felt like I was ‘there’, when they played ‘sweet home Alabama,’ a few JET songs, and that one from 10 things I hate about you with the angry girl band. A guy hit on star and invited us to sit and drink with them, but we just stayed where we were. Then we went into the main dance area, and I, amy fell, actually danced, in a Canadian pub infront of a live band, drinking beer. How very unamylike, but hey!! I had a lot of fun – we got into bed at around 3am.

I woke up the next morning covered in mozzie bites for some reason. We got a free breakfast, which was home-made muffins and tea and coffee. I also brought along some aussie cereals, which went down very well. And off we were to start exploring the sights, smells and sounds of Van Couver. We walked along and I realised how much it reminds me of Sydney, much more so than seattle. All the public transportation is so much easier than America – like, I, amy fell, actually managed to direct the others around the whole time, around the entire Van Couver city. It felt very independent of me. Does anyone remember the line of painted life size bear sculptures, which were displayed along circular quay earlier this year? They are dotted around van couver city. I saw a chinese woman going around touching all the bears and saying a prayer, which I thought was quite strange.

We walked along gastown again, down water street, past the steam clock, and found an awesome native American art shop, which was like an art museum, but with ‘buyable’ things. I have discovered my new favourite art – this stuff is fantastic. Indian masks carved out of wood and painted amazing colours, moleskin boots, grey woollen mittens and jumpers, native indian dream catchers etc… I bought four prints which I will get framed when I get home.

I was also on a mission in van couver to find the places from the L word. We found only one – the Ironworks café. Its actually a modelling studio. When I looked in, the café décor was still set up in there, which was pretty cool. But I was actually expecting it to be a proper café, which was a bit disappointing. Not to mention the surroundings – a whole lot of homeless people making a home in the escarpment outside. We climbed over the bridge and found a train wreck with a policeman reporting – a whole line of freight carriages lying zig zag across the tracks. We walked through the park, by the beach and shipping dock, with the blue street lights, which I am sure I have seen at some point in the L word, although the whole time I was in van couver I was looking around saying ‘im sure they filmed something there.’ I had my eyes peeled, that’s for sure!!

We caught a bus to one of the coolest streets I have ever been on. “Davie Street”, with rainbow flags and lots of interesting shops, including a one and two dollar shop called ‘Amy’s Jr Loonie Toonie land”, which of course, I got a photo of. We found a hostel and they were full, but directed me to another HI hostel at the other side of town, along the beach in a beautiful area that looked like the streets of American movies. I found out later that two streets parallel to the hostel was B & T’s house, and I also found out that water street near the ironworks adjoins the WAX workshop if you follow the street down for a few miles.

We got into the hostel – an 18 bed dorm split into four bed sections. Star and I got the end two beds separated from the others, which was good because we had more space and privacy, but an emergency exit sign glared the whole night. We spent the rest of the day on Jericho beach, apparently the nicest beach in van couver but still nothing compared to aussie beaches. This beach had green waves from the seaweed coming ashore, and it was so silty you couldn’t see any part of your body under the water. It was disgusting, but refreshing I guess. We lay on the beach discussing, of all things, history, maths, English vocabulary etc… which seemed a bit random.

The next day we caught a few more buses into the heart of van couvers’ shopping streets – robson street. Bought few more souvenirs and dawdled up the street, finding our way to the famous Stanley Park, which is huge and beautiful. Its as big as a suburb. We walked along the pier with the yachts and a big dutch house, and caught a free old-fashioned trolley bus to the famous Native American totem poles. Star said they looked ‘kitsch’, but I am fascinated by them. They are a lot different to the indigenous Australian totem poles- such prominent designs and colours. Bought some more souvenirs in an awesome native American shop, and then headed over to the aquarium. I wasn’t too keen on going in because I had already been on the great barrier reef and went to San Fran aquarium, recently, but I am glad I went in. they had a whole section on the amazon rainforest – and I saw a giant boa constricter, an iguana, a bright red flamingo, Amazonian butterflies, turtles, beetles, green snakes, bright green and black poison dart frogs. We also watched the dolphin and the beluga whale show, from underneath. It was interesting watching the shows from below the surface – a completely new perspective.

We caught another shuttle bus up to prospect point, where star and I got very excited for spotting our first racoon. The view from there was amazing. They have a bridge identical to san francisco’s golden gate bridge, but smaller, and bright green. After that we caught the bus, past Beaver Lake and Lost Lagoon and got off, to walk back home. Star took some photos by the pancake house, ‘de dutch’, and we caught the bus to hippie street, fourth avenue, where we found a piercing and tattoo studio for star. I was expecting it to be filled with smoke, and dodgy old men doing piercings. But this place, called ‘adrenaline’, was very clean and very trendy, almost as cool as this other shop we found that made its own custom shirts, and sold giant canvas converse shoes as shoulder bags. Even I was almost tempted to undergo a complete transformation there - a lip piercing, short hair, nose piercing and emo clothes. (just learnt that word.)

Watching a lip piercing was the weirdest thing. Its one of those things where you don’t really know how you will react until you see it. I was more nervous than star with anticipation. I was watching intently through the window, seeing star normal one second, then scrunching up her eyes for ten seconds as they put this HUGE pole through her lip after clamping it in place. The next moment, the piercing man stepped back and I saw a huge pole sticking out of stars lower lip. I was expecting blood but there was none. The piercing they put in is huge, because her lip will swell up. It was sort of fascinating though to watch.

After that, we had run out of money for the bus, so decided to walk the few kilmetres to our hostel, which was the longest walk of my life!! By the time we got home it was 9pm and I couldn’t be bothered cooking, so I just had canned soup and bread.

The next day we packed up and headed back into the city. We walked through china town and back to “pacific central.” We waited in McDonalds for a while, and then I went for a walk and who should I run into but Mad Hatter and Fox from camp!!! They apparently went to van couver the day after we came. It was so exciting meeting up with them, in another country- so many questions to ask, like, where did they go, what hostel did they stay in, and how did they get here. It turned out they were catching the same bus home!! We were scared about getting back over the border, because apparently we needed to get our visa papers signed beforehand. But they hardly even checked them, which was a relief.

When we got back into seattle, kitty, fox and mad hatter went home, and star and I met up with fifteen others and went to see an American baseball match: the seattle mariners versus the Canadian Toronto blue jays, who kicked the mariners butt. I don’t really like baseball, like, it was boring to watch, but it was a good experience to go and get the whole American culture thing there. They had the whole “hot dogs, get your hot dogs, have you ever seen them this big?” thing, and I got one that was over a foot long. Took a photo of course. Star had trouble eating hers, not being able to move the bottom half of her face. You know on the simpsons how they go to the baseball game, and they have the giant fingers to cheer, and the corny baseball music that sounds like a mechanical organ? They have that inbetween innings and its very annoying. We got up each time and danced, and the last time they put it on, we got up and danced so crazily we were on the big screen for half a minute. Fantastic. One girl, London, decided to cheer for a fielder, Johnson, because that’s her last name. she kept yelling “go Johnson” etc… until he finally turned around and gave a wave.

I am so tired: so much for following goonies instructions to ‘take it easy and come back to camp refreshed.”

session 4

my group of kids for session 4



Camp week 4: “Wild West Adventures” in Wagons west with summer, piranha and swiss miss.

Argh this week is dragging on a lot. And when it goes slowly and you have adifficult kids, it makes me want to be home. This program has a reputation for having the wild kids who are not allowed on horses every day, and get only one horseback ride in the week. We sleep in covered wagons, cook pioneer meals, have a sleepout under the stars, learn about trail signs, watercolour wild west paintings, tie knots, learn about outdoor safety, outdoor clothing, campfire lighting and cooking etc… Plus we’ve had nature, art, leadership, a dance party, kayaking, dawn drifting in canoes, polar bearing (swimming at the unearthly hour or 7am in a cold misty lake) etc…

My week didn’t start off too good. We have all the crazy kids and a lot of them have moral issues and can’t get along. Like, one girl, Evelyn, is ALWAYS crying and homesick, to the point where her eyes have just become puffy black bags sinking into her head. Another girl, Marcella, steals the other girls clothes and blames it on the chipmunks, and just then I caught her trying to do black belt on Evelyn. The other two girls in the cabin were friends before camp. Taryn is ADD I’m sure, and can’t sit still, thinks its ‘cool’ if someone gets hurt, and thinks ‘whispering’ at 12:30 at night means yelling at the top of her lungs. Just today, I went in there and lost my patience (as I keep doing now), getting a very scary tone of voice I didn’t think I was capable of, told them to be silent, listen to me, don’t steal, respect each others personal space and belongings, and Taryn said Marcella had been singing songs “that were making her feel uncomfortable.” Apparently she had been singing “My Humps” and when I told her that song was not Camp Appropriate (CA), she said “my mum was bad, my dad was bad, they didn’t bring me up right and I was abused.” Scary thing was though, she had the straightest face and I couldn’t just toss it off as a joke. I wouldn’t be surprised.

The first night they didn’t get to sleep until after midnight because we had Taryn yelling into the other cabins, and four flying purple cows (code word for homesickness). Then they decided to wake up at first light, ie 4:30am, and I got sick of it and at 5am got up and walked down a treacherous trail from the staff wagon to the kids wagons, and tripped on a stump. I tripped over and let out a silent “OWWWWCCHHH!!”, got up, walked into their cabin and said in the scariest voice ever “GET ON YOUR BEDS. NO MORE WORDS FROM ANY OF YOU. I’VE JUST BROKEN MY TOE GETTING OUT OF BED TO KEEP YOU QUIET AND IM NOT IMPRESSED WITH YOU. YOU ARE BEING DISRESPECTFUL AND DON’T EXPECT TO BE STAYING AT CAMP IF YOU KEEP THIS UP.” They knew I wasn’t lying about the toe, and actually managed to keep quiet for a few hours. I walked back up to the other cabin, and said “ReRun, can you have a look at my toe?” She saw my pinky toe sticking out at a 45 degree angle, the nail broken and the ‘ring’ toe next to it cut open, and said “you’ve broken it, now go back to bed.” I had to take a panadol, but managed to get back to sleep.

Great start to the week. the nurse wrapped it up a bit but theres nothing you can do for it. Worst thing is there is so much walking every day, up and down very steep hills.

Summer and I are exhausted. I have no energy, and I am sick of my own voice, answering thousands of pointless kiddy questions, pretending to listen to stupid kiddy stories that drag on and have no point, telling kids to put sticks down, chew your food, ‘whose water bottle,” “I’m homesick” blah blah blah.

Summer isn’t very helpful either – she is a very lazy Unit Leader (UL). Like, I have found that I have had to do all the conflict resolution – and there has been a lot of that. And she complains all the time, almost worse than the kids, about things like taking out the rubbish, and the mozzies.

After our packout lunch (which was disastrous – the kids didn’t eat until 9:30pm), we had to clean up so the squirrels and rats didn’t get into the hutcheon and wreak havock. No-one had taken out the rubbish all week so it was so heavy the bag was splitting. So Swiss miss and I double bagged it, which took effort. Summer hadn’t done anything so we volunteered her to take it up to the dumpster in the pull along wagon. After an hour of complaining, I went with her. It was actually quite funny. It was 11pm and we were dragging a heavy garbage bag (which we joked had goonie’s body in it), summer pulling the wagon infront, her silhouette looking like she was disposing of a body in a horror movie. We were laughing so much by the time we got to the top that we were wetting our pants. We tried all sorts of ways to get the bag into the dumpster, eventually climbing on top, summer dropping it on me and me taking the full weight of it as I hugged it on my knee. Apparently the others could hear all the noise we were making. Strange memories!!

On Wednesday night, I cracked. During dinner I sat with two very homesick girls. I got them laughing in a little bit, by talking about imaginary friends transforming into black dots on the ceiling, and coming back when you need them: “there’s a purple giraffe, I wonder whose imaginary friend that is?” It was fascinating the kids perspective on it. I took them out to get something to eat, and made a PB&J sandwich, one eating it, and one just screwing it up in distress. Then they started wailing again. I had been asking goonie for ages to speak to the girls, because they were so totally and utterly miserable, and all they wanted to do was to speak to their parents. But I knew that wouldn’t make it any better. It just felt so cruel. I handed them over to goonie finally, after I had followed goonies instructions to tell the kids to stay one more night to see how they’d go, and the kids erupted into tears, evelyn saying “I will pack my bags and walk home, this is a prison.” I had had a very tough start to the week, and the moment I handed them over, I burst into sobs, running into the bathroom and sitting on the toilet until I got a grip of myself again. I came out and found clover, sharkie and flick, who comforted me on the step. I had missed dinner, so clover, who is so amazing, raded the kitchen and produced a banquet for me, instructing me to eat the brownies first. It’s a very difficult burden, and it made me feel homesick too. Flick was like, ‘don’t go all flying purple cow on me’.

The next day after going on an amazing trail ride on the horses, through the whole of camp, on narrow walking trails through the forest, feeling like something out of LOTR, the homesick girls went home. From then on the week got a lot easier, and I could bond a lot better with the rest of the kids. I even discovered that taryn had a secret talent, farting using her neck, knee and armpits.

We had a night out under the stars, which was amazing, but I was absolutely eaten alive by mozzies. Its weird looking at the stars from the other hemisphere. Like you expect to see a familiar sky, and its completely different. The pine trees towered above me, silhouetted under a star-dotted clear Washington state sky.

The next night the kids slept in their cabins, but we were eaten alive in our wagons, so at 3am we hauled our mattresses and stuff down the treacherous path to sleep out under the stars again. I am glad we did, because otherwise it would have made for the most frustrating night of my life (hot, humid, and mozzies – like sleeping by a swamp in cairns I guess)

I couldn’t wait until the four day break. Star and I decided the night before that we should somehow get to Canada. And kitty decided half an hour before we had to leave that she would come also.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

I am in van couver!!!

hey guys,

last minute decision friday night, me, star and kitty decided to go to canada. we caught the bus, went through customs, arriving at 10:30pm. We didn't have a place booked, so we walked around, visiting a chinese night market at midnight. We found a good hostel which was small but comfy as no mozzies. it is ontop of a pub, but a decent pub. We went down and very-un-amlike, kitty bought me a beer (canadian beer actually tastes ok) and we danced in front of this really good band playing jet, sweet home alabama, some country songs, and that song in ten things i hate about you. Star got hit on by some guy, which was funny.

we will be in van couver until tuesday midday, when we will be going back to seattle to meet up with 19 others to see the Mariners Baseball game. Yay!!!!

ps elle, eliza and jess f, i wrote those places down and will try to get to some of them. and i will keep my eyes peeled!!!

so...whose jealous?????

love amy

Sunday, July 16, 2006

the weeks gone by, part 2...





Photo captions for session 2:
dissecting owl pellets (petrified owl vomit with mouse bones in it - yay fun) with my day camp group

hammy and one of my kids about to walk into the meadow

the moon and trees - a view from the lake at campfire

This post was half written a while ago, so it will seem a little bit disjointed.

Camp week 2: day camp with kartoshka and hammy, short session

I have been placed in day camp this week, which means I only have the kids from 8am to 3:30pm, and then I get the rest of the evening off!! It will be a good break. This week I am living in hidden forest, which Is this fantastic set of units in the middle of the forest – like a scene from the village actually!! I half expect either little people like hobbits or elves to emerge from the units and the mossy tree stumps, or people walking around wearing red hoods.

A group of girls are going to see Pirates tonight at midnight (damn time difference), for the first showing. They
are dressing up too. I went canoeing today and the two of my girls in my canoe
thought i was nuts because i was speaking in pirate the whole time: "arrr these
black waters of doom be cursed, they be..." And i wore a pirate hat all day with
a feather in the top, which one of the girls gave to me when we went to paint
rocks by the river today.

I will go with some others on saturday to see pirates, hopefully. i just didn't
fancy working on two hours sleep. Because camp can tire you out so much (day
camp is easier though, because i get so much time off.)

This afternoon after work (not that you can really call it that - if you have
good kids then its just like being on a non-religious retreat,) i sat in hidden
forest and drew my area - a tree stump and mossy trees looking like soomething
out of LOTR, and a fire circle and open cabins looking like somethign out of
The Village. Its a bit scary out there by yourself. Especially night noises.
Last night i lay there looking up at the trees above my head, some 30 metres
up, lsitening to the river and the birds. I got a slight wave of homesickness -
just remembering the old world and how far away it seems. a logn long long way
away. it still feels surreal here - like i am floating, and the days meld into
one long mindwarp. i
feel like i am just exhibiting my shell, going along with everyhing, with a
strange sense of detachment. i feel like i have left myself back at home home.
even when i am by myself i can't really get it back. i can't sit and think, its
like my brain has gone soggy. i guess once i start studying again...

then again there are certain people who bring it out a little bit. like when i
talk with clover, she talks about ordinary things but in a completely new
perspective that makes me appreciate them, like when we went kayaking and
floated under a big tree. and she said "this is my favourite place..." and
she's said a lot of deep stuff that has made me stop and think about it, like i
used to in the 'old world.' i can't remember it now though.

Oh, i found out that our lake is 100 feet deep, which is like 33 metres (spelt
right), and i am scared of it because you can't see the bottom let alone your
feet if you float.

i am teachign the kids to moonwalk. i am always spining and dancing around here
- thats another thing that i do here and not in australia - i attempt to
dance.

i am working with a girl called "hamy" who dressed in a corset all day, and a
girl called "kartoshka" who is american, but chose that name because it means
"potato" in russian, and she carries the stereo around with her with her cool
russian pop cd in it, and plays it to the eight year olds while we paint rocks
and roast marshmallows.

Thats about it for this week.

love, mii xx

the weeks gone by...









Finally i have got the chance to update my blog: so here is half of july. enjoy!!

Photo captions:
#1- a group of us at 4th July fireworks in the park.. L to R: peace and tasha (korea), star (netherlands, me, fox and mad hatter (england)

#2- a random mothers clubber

#3 - me and the mexicans

#4 - school bus depot

#5 - me infront of a famous old fashioned diner
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Four day break: 1st July to 4th July 2006:

I have had quite a relaxing break – hanging around in the troop house. We went into carnation one day and hung around - wasn’t that exciting because I can’t remember anything to write about it. Watched a few movies and listened to music – I relish any music because it is not camp songs. Its sad when you wake up and already have “penguins” in your head.

Oh, something exciting did happen. I went back early to chill out by the lake with Flick, doing a sketch of the lake and swimming dock. But some of the others stayed in the partying town of Carnation, and got drunk in the middle of the day. One of them, Toto, kept on drinking and went off to the toilet. Apparently the others had no idea that she was so intoxicated, and were surprised when a staff member approached them twenty minutes after Toto had left to go to the toilet, and asked if they knew the girl who had passed out on the bathroom floor. Toto refused to walk home, lying down on the pavement outside Starbucks. The others were at a loss of what to do, and ended up on the side of the road sticking out their thumbs to hitchhike. Luckily, who should give them a lift but one of our staff, Giggles, cracking up when she saw them on the side of the road in a bit of a mess. They took Toto to bed straight away, and she snored the rest of the day away. She’s a bit hideous – she smells really bad of BO and vomit and cigarette smoke, and a lot of people don’t really like her. You think you’d realise.

Yesterday we went shopping in Redmond, and I bought a lot of stuff – I was looking for a plain singlet top and ended up buying four. I am terrible as an overseas shopper. I got some cute socks, batteries, tilly presents, and other random things. We also had lunch in a massive department store called “Fred Meyers”. One of the most exciting things people do on their days off is go to Target. Which is a bit sad, but life away from civilisation can do strange things to ones mind. Pah. I had icecream in a famous place called cold Stone, and then went across the road to a stereotypical diner which had the red leather seats, white tables, booths, and staff in red checkered dresses with bonnets on.

Today is the Fourth of July, so we went into carnation again to see the parade. It was quite random, with vintage cars, the chinese society of seattle doing a precision formation parade walk, and people on unicycles. Not to mention the cheerleaders and one brass band. Walked home along a cool trail like out of the movies, and finally met up with clover, who I have been looking for all weekend. We bought salad from Remlinger Farms, which has this giant organic food store – and I didn’t even know it existed. Then we walked back into carnation and went to the park where we watched the fireworks. I tried some Slovenian beer, which tasted like chocolate, that had gone off. The fireworks were good, and the ride home was even better - dandylyon and her mum picked us up and we managed to squish 7 people into a small 5 person car – I sat on dandy’s lap with my nose pressed against the windscreen, and somehow had to duck when we passed a police officer (who obviously wasn’t good at his job) on the bridge.

So there you go, I have experienced a fourth of july in the USA. Woot, as some would say!!

The weeks gone by, part 3...

Camp week 3: ‘Artvarks’ with junior kids (8-12), with co-counsellor Rainbow (a bit weird and spacey), unit leader Toto, whose personal hygiene is so disgusting it is making the rest of us nautious, intern Laces, who is really cool and really short, and counsellor in training for a little bit, shorty, who is not as short as laces so I keep getting them confused!!








Captions:

1: the cutest kid in the world, jula hooping, monica

2: our second cielo group (toto is in foreground at front left)

3: my group one in cielos

4: me as a pirate thing and star as a crazy carnival-goer

5: my crazy counsellor, rainbow

I can’t believe we are almost halfway through camp!!! This week has been the hardest week for me so far.

I had two lots of girls this week. The first, I became more attached to – especially a little nine year old Monica, who is a model and a tv commercial actress, and I can see why. Honey would melt on her head, or the saying close to that. She was so well mannered and always offered to help. We had to do the flag raising ceremony one morning, and monica stood at the back crying, and when I asked her what was wrong, she sniffed “I really need to go to the bathroom.” It was very cute. We did a lot of drama, art, swimming and kayaking, and dawn drifting. But we also had a lot of homesickness – once one person starts crying about their parents, they set the others off. The first night I did not deal with it well, sitting on their bed and making awkward conversation. But the next few nights we worked it out, reading them Dr Seuss before bed and going round before lights out asking them if they wanted a ‘hug, handshake or hi-5.”

We had an intern counsellor in training, called shorty, who was picked to go with us because the boss thought we were capable of plugging some initiative into her. She was pretty useless, especially during camp fire etc… little things, like wandering around with dirty dishes of her own, not clicking that she herself had to wash them up.

It was sad to leave those girls, and they all asked for my email address. They also left me a few surprise notes saying I am the funniest and most caring counsellor they have had so far. That was nice. Its not easy though. I have been so exhausted this week that on my night off I was sleeping in the Troop house and talking to star and kitty about travelling around Europe with them maybe, and star walked out of the room just as I lay down, and she said that two minutes later she came back in and I was fast asleep.

The second part of the week was quite challenging, but I got a lot more out of it, because without rainbow, I could take the lead and actually pulled off some worthwhile activities that really got them thinking about teamwork and social situations.

Rainbow is a little bit ‘not all there’, and one night she had to be driven up to the cielo’s because she had got a strong pain in her chest and had had a panic attack. She is on Zoloft as of recently, but It doesn’t seem to be having any positive effects. She is extremely moody and dominates a lot, getting grumpier and grumpier as she tries to control the kids. She also told me that the Cielo’s are haunted. On the first night. Everyone knows that I don’t cope well with scary movies, because my brain can’t distinguish between whats in my head, and what Is reality, so I hear noises that aren’t necessarily there etc… It is quite freaky though: the cielo’s are a set of troop houses with hot showers and electricity etc…, like a real house, ontop of a very steep and isolated hill. Cielo 1 has a troop of dead brownie kids running up and down the basement stairs. You can hear them at night, apparently, but you can’t see them. Cielo 2, the one I stayed in, has a woman in the shower (I heard it a few times), and a hippie man ghost who hangs out in the staff room and peers into the windows. The first night I actually could hear people walking around outside, and the door creak open. What;s even freakier is that the automatic hand drier kept going off in the middle of the night when no-one was in there. The third Cielo has car lights speeding around the outside all night, and there isn’t a highway for miles. My heart jumped into my mouth every time I heard something go bump in the night.

On the last night, we got into bed at 11ish, and suddenly we heard a scream, shuffling and running feet, and then voices getting closer and closer. The door opened and people were in the kitchen banging around and yelling hysterically. Toto and I ran in to see what the hell it was, and the kitchen staff were sitting on the lounge, siren (the one who screamed), drinking water and eyes puffy. They were all shaking and very very pale. They had all heard a ‘woo-woo’ ghost sound very close to the ground near them. I think it was probably a coyote, but nevertheless they took my flashlight and a knife just in case. They have to live in cielo’s all summer, climbing that hill early in the morning and very late at night. ☹

The second lot of girls were a lot more challenging, as some cliques began to form. One girl couldn’t swim and completely panicked when she thought we would force her into doing things she really didn’t want to do. I took her outside to comfort her when she told me that she didn’t want to have a shower without her mum helping her, and this is an eleven year old. Toto reported it to the Child Protection Society, just in case. She was very distressed, and then started telling me about how the girls are bossing others around and saying “you are not allowed to sit here” etc… We also had a bad peanut allergy girl, and i had to be taught how to use an epipen. It was scary becasue we constantly had to think about it all the time. like, we sat down to art in the day camp area and we realised Tara (americans pronounce it 'terror'), couldn't sit there because they make PB&J sandwiches on those tables. Another kid came up to me, she was quite autistic, although we weren't informed of that, and she just randomly said (we were talking about lanyards), and "did you know the romans killed god," lowering her head and raising her big moon shaped eyes up at me. i couldn't help but crack up.

So I initiated a leadership session, following on from the physical leadership aspect of the challenge course. I got them to play the human knot first in silence and then with talking, and that taught them about active listening, body language, eye contact, communication skills, people all talking at once etc… Then I sat them down and had them say a thorn and a rose (good and bad points) about how they think they are co-operating as a group. Then I told them that they are all cogs in the team machine, and some need to be oiled as they are not running against each other too smoothly. And that a smooth, silent machine is better than a loud clanking one. I think it really helped them, because they then made up a group cheer where everyone had input into one line each, for the boat race the next day.

That was an experience and a half. Picture this: 10 kids are given four life jackets, some balloons, a noodle, a beach ball, duct tape, garbage bags and a paddle, and they are instructed to construct a boat that will take their poor counsellor across the lake. I was very proud of their boat – it was so buoyant and sturdy, and didn’t start falling apart until most of the way there (they are a VERY intelligent group). We all lined up on the boat dock with our trash contraptions and on our marks, we jumped into the water. Most people fell off, and splashed around wildly. I sort of sat straight on it, half expecting to sink, but didn’t. And off we went. I decided to abandon paddle halfway, discovering that swimming with it was faster. It was the craziest fun I’ve had in my life. 300 kids were cheering us on from the swimming dock – a total swimming / boating distance of about 100 metres.

Rainbow, my co-counsellor, is also eighteen. But I felt like her assistant instead of her co. But on Thursday she left for her two hour break to go to the doctors, and didn’t return until late Saturday afternoon, leaving me with the girls. I didn’t particularly mind, because It allowed me to take charge and realise what I was capable of, but we knew nothing of where she went, whether she was alive etc… Shes’ weird, like one time she took her “stone of transformation” into Cielo 2 basement to meditate, and she sung the phantom of the opera everywhere.

Friday night we had a Phantom of the Opera dinner, complete with a recital. I dressed up with a paper plate mask, a black garbage bag cape and a white business shirt. One bitchy camper didn’t fail to point out that I was wearing the wrong colour. So I moved tables. We also had a ‘shipwreck’ theme lunch, where we upturned the tables and chairs, putting the food on the table and the plates at obscure angles, and hung life jackets and paper fish from the ceiling. In a word: chaos.

Other gossip: the head chef got fired – the food has not been up to scratch – 4 mini bagels and 4 mini muffins for eight people for breakfast is not exactly the best catering job.

So it was an interesting week, but I couldn’t wait to get out of cielo’s - away from the contained stench of toto, who you can’t even walk ten metres behind, let alone sleep a metre away from. I fell asleep with my sheet over my head every night, to block the ghosts and the smell.

On Saturday, after we disposed of the children, I went on a staff horse trail ride, and a ring lesson, totalling 4 and a half hours. I saddled my horse, and fed him carrots. Healthy was very amusing, giving the horse next to me called ‘oreo’, a mowhawk, which flopped down so she said “oh, you’ll have to just settle for a tiara.” She cracks me up. Like, instead of clicking her tongue to get the horse to go, she would purposefully make a slurping soup noise. We trotted along for a little bit, through the trail lined by dinosaur sized ferns, past the lake and the maples, up and down steep trees etc… The ring lesson was very scary. I haven’t really ridden a horse properly before, not counting the pony rides at fetes. But I managed to get into a trot, a bumpy (fly out of the saddle) fast trot, and a LOPE (a canter), where the horse ran very fast and I spent more time in the air. Sore butt and legs, but how many people get to do that as a privelage for working???? (I love this place!!)

Friday, July 14, 2006

i will update soon i promise

hi all,

wow i haven't posted anything for ages and ages - i am losing track of dates etc!! I nmy diary i am now just writing 'some time mid july'.

i have a break on saturday - sunday, so i will get into town to post more photos etc...

for now i will just let you know that less than half an hour ago i swam across the lake using a kayaking paddle, four lifejackets in a garbage bag, and balloons, tied together with duct tape and more plastic bags, and cheered on by 300 girls.

life is interesting.

mwa, mii

Saturday, July 01, 2006

spiders, mozzies and no electricity

Hey all. a quick update - will post more specific stuff later.

moved out of Alder Valley this morning - thank god - we had a huge infestation of wolf spiders / hobo spiders or whatever tey are called, which are poisonous and a few girls have been bitten and it swells up. i have had them crawl out of my shirt, towel etc... and its not very nice.

I am doing day camp - starteing next wednesday morning until friday night - that means i get saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday (all days), wednesday and thurs and friday evenings after 6pm, and then friday night to sunday lunch time off - which is soooo good. i will be staying in nicer cabins hopefully, still with no electricity, but hopefully not as many spiders, although in saying that they did have to bug bomb the cabins next door last summer. plus the mozzies are bad there.

the last few days have been a bludge - the girls are old enough to not have to be told what to do all the time, so we have just been staying up really late playing clue and hanging around - and going nuts playing spoons on the cabin floor. last night there was a coyote sighting, which hasbn't happened in years, but we heard it just by our cabins. i am glad we didn't go out pranking last night like we had planned (to tape up the cabins) - just like off the movies esp the parent trap.

the yongest girl burnt her hand trying to pick up a banana boat and it blistered. so we did a skit about it at camp fire. it was pretty funny and i will get the troop leader to send me a copy.

so yeah, its really "hot out" as they would say. i am sleeping in the troop \house until wednesday so that means i have access to dial up internet and hot showers and electricity, and movies, and a kitchen - lathough there won't be much food.

haha when i moved cabins i lugged a HUGE wagon full of 'trash' and my suitcase up a HUGE hill and fell on my bum, slipping and sliding, and scared that if i let go it would go down the hill into the bushes, which it very nearly did. I was gonna get someone to help but i coudln't once i was halfway up. but i did it and burnt off the fatty food they feed us. it has improved a little bnit thoguh, we had sloppy joes last night and a good salad bar each evening.

on my break most of the international students are staying here - there will be a 4th July parade which i will go into carnation to see, and will probably go out for dinner to eat some real food. its canada day today so we sung its anthem, yay. fourth of july should be fuunny - apparently fireworks are really easy and legal to buy, but the best ones are the illegal ones from indian markets.

hope you are all well.

Love, mii xx